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I remember a Primetime special when he had Top 10 Complaints Women Have About Men, and each was read by a sexy actress/model of the time. Frederique van der wal had "Sometimes big feet just mean big feet", and my mom told me not to repeat that joke at school.

You're totally right!! I thought of this in the car on the way home and I am rightfully shamed and embarrassed.

Remember the one when he works at the erotic cake shop and all they have is cakes of two men having sex? It's a one-joke sketch (at the end David Spade and Tim Meadows come in and that's exactly what they want on their cake!!), but he sells it so well.

In "Live from New York", Nora Dunn is rather vilified and Victoria Jackson comes across as a sympathetic figure. Victoria wasn't a writer and was always gracious to the cast members that wrote her in their sketches. I think it's Lovitz that says how Nora always complained that no one wrote anything for her, but he

I won't lie, I watched the last 20 minutes watching through my fingertips (yes, it had every monster imaginable, but playing "Resident Evil" as a kid led me to constantly be afraid of gargantuan, mutated spiders, and of course they had to show one!!). I also thought the fakeout when they play "Truth or Dare" and the

That show was never afraid to be esoteric or too inside baseball. My favorite Non-Pretty Liz line is "I may have started at Binghamton but I graduated from Syracuse".

Yes! And there was the skit that was just him, telling a Christmas story or something like that. Amy Poehler writes in her book that he would come in every day and say "Good morning, actors!"
I also enjoyed when Colin Firth hosted later that year and in the monologue the joke was that all the female actors wanted to do

Even if I wasn't an arachnophobic, I will never understand the music video for this song. THIS SONG IS ABOUT SEX AND CANDY, WHY ARE YOU STARING DOWN A TARANTULA??

Selina Kyle's apartment was also a great set. Was it too large for an "assistant" if Gotham is set to be Manhattan? Maybe, but this was 1992.

Wouldn't they always shoot it in the same mansion? For a few years, anyway.

The character first came on as the illegitimate Angelina Jolie child (and it was supposed to have a really weird name, too, like Q'tzcol or something). She writes in her book that it was the only time anything was ever written FOR her, and every other major part she got on the show she had to pitch herself.

Wake up Wakefield was MY FAVORITE. Maybe because I was in middle school at the time? But there was something so genuine about the way Maya and Rachel played those two losers. "Signing off, I am Sheldon." "And I am the future Mrs. Randy Goldman!"

I loved this movie as a kid. The NES video game was *ridiculously* hard and I couldn't even beat it with a Game Genie.

I saw this junior year of high school on the trip back to France. Everyone else on our flight chose "Payback" and my friend Morgan and I felt like cool intellectual assholes because we were watching the independent film. It was the first time I had ever seen either of the three principal actors, and I'm glad to see

The "Grey's Anatomy" episode in question begins with a fantasy sequence of George dreaming about Izzie, Cristina, and Meredith taking a shower together. On the DVD commentary, Shonda Rhimes admits that it was only done to prevent the male Super Bowl viewer from changing the channel.

I'm from Minnesota, so Janeane Garofalo schooling everyone that 3M in Minnesota made Post-Its was especially great to me.
AND JUSTIN THEROUX HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BABE. I am still flabbergasted that it took the rest of the world 20 years to get that.

I saw this *only* because Channing Tatum was in it, and he dies in the first four minutes. I wanted to leave, but my friend reminded me that we paid $8 to see it. I remember enjoying it for what it was but I couldn't open my mind enough to view it properly.

Kathy Griffin riffed about these in her "Kennedie Center On-Hers" special, but I saw it live so I forget how much of it made the special. She was rather dead-on in her assessment that they spent all their money on the star (hers was Vanessa Williams in "A Diva's Christmas Carol"), and that takes most of their budget

This was free On Demand for a while a few years ago, and I mostly remember Joy Behar randomly popping up as a woman at the make-up counter where Dottie works. It was an interesting time capsule.

I am currently on DVD's of "Roseanne" and have found that it doesn't have a big dip in quality until Season Eight. "Will & Grace", on the other hand, definitely proves your point.