“No trade? Hot Deng! My legacy lives on!”

Oh Melanie. How did you let this met slobber all over you. Was it the money? Fame? Charm? I hope she writes a book when the marriage ends.

Players have been spoiled with watching the likes of Pujols, Hamilton, Crawford, Ellsbury and others get paid for their primes and waning years. I’d be more on board with players making large annual dollars up until a certain age (say 35yrs) and then after that their annual value going down while incentives going up.…

MLB didn’t “see” that teams are willing to take a gamble on younger more cost effective players rather than spend millions on players who will be way past their prime when a contract finishes? Personally, I think there are/were way more pressing problems within plain view -

“I’ve met nicer. Wait, is he still behind me. Blink twice if he is. Oh sh*.”

“I’ve met nicer. Wait, is he still behind me? Blink twice if he is.”

“Thundercunt” - I was giving that some thought as I was scrolling down. It is a cool, lascivious name. If this person had super powers, would she use them for good or evil? Would she be a hero or villain? What were the origins of these super powers? Was she treated badly by one too many boyfriends? Did she eat a…

I can certainly think of worse - What if Jimmy Fallon dressed up as Prince and did an impersonation while singing with JT. Wouldn’t that just be “the best”?

I feel like there is too much complacency with a player when a free agent, let alone a superstar free agent, signs a large contract in terms of length or annual value. I wonder how much easier it would be if there was a maximum annual number of dollars a player could be offered (length would be the only variable) but…

“So, you’re saying I need some cold weather clothing now?”

When he least expected it, The Rivers Family got their revenge. It’s on you Blake, it’s on you -

I’m for any improvements to an NL Central team that can keep some entitled birds and deflate their fanbase out of the post season.

“Don’t bother. This is a nice distraction.”

“The NBA should be about more than just getting kicked in the croutons! Oh, and give it all up to Homelessville.”

At 52 seconds in, that kill shot look of disappointment followed by walking sway is a look any girl can give a guy when she’s disappointed and wants to leave him in a pile of exploded dust. Yeezes Edouard. If you thought you had a shot with her before, I advise getting back to comfortably swiping left/right on your…

I actually think it would be helpful if when walking into a Costco, you were handed an itinerary of what aisles had food samples. That way I would know which ones to avoid maneuvering with a cart. Also in the event I am shopping with the need of a little pick-me-up, I would know not to spoil it with some average…

To be fair, who wouldn’t want to hang out with this guy?

IT is really running down a dream if he thinks Paul Pierce will share that night with him.

“That’s what I told my youngest! Now we Big Ballin’ in Lithuania baby!”