“No autograph? You should have seen what he did to my luggage.”

There is also caloric quality to consider.

“Just a few lawns? Try the whole country.”

“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” - Clarke

I think the mole on adult Billy’s face bothered me the most, even as a kid -

If I swap out “Royals” for my name, that’s basically the summary of a typical weekend.

Believe me compared to Kevin Pillar, “Kevin Millar takes flight” is something quite different whether he was in-season or retired -

Chicken tenders with ranch dressing

“Hey, I can tell you that when one door closes, God opens a window.”

Without even looking at the title, I thought this would be an article about the Alt Right Movement where the inset picture is likely the guy that got fired from his job at that whatever hotdog place.

I think it’s kind of weird that the coach behind Harper (#15) just stood there and didn’t even motion to move towards him. Anyone else think that?

According to this Mets physician, Degrom can make his next start -

Apparently it happens in cycles.

“He can save face by saying he hurt it washing his truck. Eh, rookies.”

Peacock may have better stuff right now but Verlander has the post-season experience. It’s the same 9-inning game played with a tightly wound leather ball and wooden bat but the post season is just a different animal. JV is seasoned and can set a good tone.

It may be helping him now, but that brain and nerve tonic will eventually catch up to him -

“Just more alternative facts. Wait, am I using that correctly?”

“Whaaaaa? I’m sorry, did you say something?”

“Bet you think I don’t look so stupid now, do ya?”