Chicken tenders with ranch dressing

“Hey, I can tell you that when one door closes, God opens a window.”

Without even looking at the title, I thought this would be an article about the Alt Right Movement where the inset picture is likely the guy that got fired from his job at that whatever hotdog place.

I think it’s kind of weird that the coach behind Harper (#15) just stood there and didn’t even motion to move towards him. Anyone else think that?

According to this Mets physician, Degrom can make his next start -

Apparently it happens in cycles.

“He can save face by saying he hurt it washing his truck. Eh, rookies.”

Peacock may have better stuff right now but Verlander has the post-season experience. It’s the same 9-inning game played with a tightly wound leather ball and wooden bat but the post season is just a different animal. JV is seasoned and can set a good tone.

It may be helping him now, but that brain and nerve tonic will eventually catch up to him -

“Just more alternative facts. Wait, am I using that correctly?”

“Whaaaaa? I’m sorry, did you say something?”

“Bet you think I don’t look so stupid now, do ya?”

Lebron always makes sure everyone in the room knows the score -

I don’t think Stanton is policing Grilli for having fun. It’s retribution for showing him up, especially at the end of a game that was well out of reach with two outs.

Well if it’s a local comment, then I guess it explains why I’m internationally confused.

I see four middle fingers in trumps drawing. I think it’s fitting for what he has done and what he is trying to do to this country thus far.

I think it’s safe to assume that if Kyrie was traded to the Knicks, Melo would be one of the pieces going back to the Cavs but the Cavs need a point guard. Not a ball-dominant shooting guard who shouldn’t be a 2nd or 3rd option anymore.

Does Kyrie understand that any one of those teams he goes to has to trade assets in order to get him? So wherever he goes, that team may not be as strong and/or deep on the bench with him there? Or perhaps this is all part of a master plan -

Baseball could have just re-aggravated a prior injury.