I despise the fact that Draymond is a nut puncher, that KD signed to be a part of a team that has already made it to two consecutive Finals, that an owner brags about how his organization is “light years” ahead of everyone else.

I’m not really an umpire, but when I do, I prefer dos equis.

So is his K:BB ratio an irrational number, infinity or undefined?

Strickland got off light. Harper and the Nationals got screwed by comparison.

I went to a taping of AGT once. Nick Cannon was there to “warm-up” the crowd. He interacted with those close by and did some of his stand-up comedy until the judging panel came out. Dear Gawd. He was just not funny. Not “ha ha” funny or funny entertaining. I was there at the same time as a large group of high…

AJ Pierzynski getting punched trounces most anybody else getting punched. The sore spot is this event was an impetus towards him getting elected to the All-Star game via fan-vote (F*U Southside fans).

a) Kristine Leahy’s resume

That’s exactly what I was wondering - I’ve seen numerous counts run to 0 balls, 2 strikes. The pitcher then “throws one away,” like a fastball up and out of the zone or a curve ball that bounces before it gets to the plate. It’s a tactic used to get the batter thinking about something else in the pitcher’s…

Just don’t stop along the way to get a haircut.

So... how long after the ball crosses a home plate can the batter take a swing and not have it being called a strike on him?

Found him -

Sometimes I feel like we have Beck Bennet’s baby boss representing us -

Sorry “Boch,” but corners are for closers -

This reminds me of an old Demetri Martin joke:

It must be extraordinarily difficult to call a fly ball you are not sure you will be able to catch and listen to your on-coming teammate amidst all crowd noises all while concentrating on tracking the ball down as best you can.

Huh. I didn’t realize Dwayne Wade and Kanye had a baby.

You’re lucky to have seen him in so many live performances. I was was pretty sheltered and never gave myself a chance so chock this up as another regret. Off the top of my head, the Beastie Boys is another I wish I saw live.

No comments on the guns on that mother/woman sitting next to him?

Yet, tax returns are considered classified.