My cock is illiterate.

Still have a huge boner for Aubrie

Went to see John Wick Chapter 2 a few weeks ago and got a large popcorn to myself and buttered the fuck out of it with my popcorn hack. It was more like popcorn soup afterwards. I spent a week dealing with risky farts. Losing more times than not.

Andronicus

Tough shit.

The best popcorn hack at the movies theatre is to use a straw to get the butter to the middle and the bottom of the bag.

Aubrey Plaza deserves accolades and awards!

Where do I know that ragea​ song from. I keep thinking it's from Far Cry. Please help.

He's got a whole lot more to worry about right now than what's going on at a Phish concert.

I actually thought we were getting a new cat lady. Because I just associate bells with cats.

Bell even had the dopey sweet smile of a golden retriever

A think a B- is a fair grade

God I hate that pig.

Alzheimer's

Best Picture*

Well that just happened.

Ummm Welch's grape juice. Thank you very much.

SpongeBob SquarePants. That is all

What a day. What an average day.

More like Guido amirite!?