Sounds like Young Adult

New phone, who dis?

Oreos don't belong in the frozen food section. Fuck you. Fuck you to death. Cookies and cream is the Cadillac of ice creams. Fuck you. Fuck you and die right in the sphincter.

May she is a Bene Gesserit. It the the only explanation. Excellent fighter, sexually talented, can transmute poison harmless to herself.

Don't expect this to be a low key performance.

I reserve original thought for movies AVClub has graded B+ or higher.

Isn't it enough that he is both stunning and brave.

its remarkable to me how similar this episode is to the Kevin Finnerty arc from the Soorannos.

There is a joke about tiger blood in there somewhere and I am not above making it if I knew what the joke was.

12 minutes of harps and caterwalling? NNNNNoopooooo thank you.

Face it, at this point in the year we are just waiting for December 18th.

Was anyone expecting anything otherwise?

You should feel more shame about having Paul Ryan as your icon.

The musical number reminded me of something out of Rent. but I do not think it is a direct parody.

Let this melt your minds: Luke wasn't Jesus, he is John the Baptist.

WALT!!!!!

[does meth]
checked out.

Lens flare is a Star Trek convention. Star Wars is all about matte wash.

YOU HAD ONE JOB!

Anyone confident enough to say if the jazz used in this episode was the same used in Whiplash?