I just read through the whole thing, so you guys don’t have to worry about combing through all one page of it. But bizarrely, this Oklahoma law also forces boosters to get written consent from the father before having an abortion.

He just has to whip himself into shape and make sure his ego doesn’t get bruised if he doesn’t get a majority of the carries. Maybe branch out to accommodate different facets of the offense, you know, switch it up.

Wahlberg is, obviously, the top in that pairing but the video will be hilarious as he keeps shouting “FEEL IT! FEEL IT!” as he pounds Simmons’ bitch ass. Simmons won’t cum until Wahlberg leans in and whispers “Tahm Brady is the fookin greatest cortaback eva.”

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Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

Yeah originally I was gonna throw in a paragraph about how much he sucks but it didn’t seem fair to single him out when he has so many teammates who also suck.

Red should be immediately relabeled “Urine big trouble mister”. They pissed that opportunity away.

So to be clear, you want the guy who works for the team that lost to not only call, but celebrate the opponent’s player getting off a last-minute buzzer-beater (which didn’t affect the history that the player had already made in the game) for a win that mathematically eliminates said team from the playoff berth they…

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sometimes I wonder if he’s the biggest waste of talent in NBA history. I can’t think of a better example. If he accepted being a role player he would be so dangerous. But I want him nowhere near my team.

I am so fucking drunk right now.

I feel like in America, the gold standard for beautiful end-games for superstars is like John Elway, retiring at the top of his game, having won the Superbowl. And people grumble when stars “stick around too long” like when Jerry Rice would play for absolutely anybody, trying to be a 2nd or 3rd wide receiver…

Might be just you.

I mean, I love the dude, but defense is, like, half the game.

I haven’t seen an overreaction this bad over a pair of cartoon eyes since my mom said Droopy the dog was “obviously on drugs.”

Not quite advanced enough to be an Aide to the president.

Would it be funnier if they blew a 3-1 series lead?

Actually it just says that Congress cant make laws prohibiting or abridging free speech. It protects from the government not the people.

That’s not how you punch a chair.

Ok, fun’s over, time to for everyone to go back to their respected blogs and stop talking nonsense about a movie with one of the greatest shivers scene ever. Thanks for visiting.