Working on car in state of California has been known to cause cancer

Don’t get me started on Ohio state troopers. Meth is destroying half the state, but god forbid they use some of that energy towards that problem. Nope, better make sure there is a tropper every 5 miles on I-70.

i know how much its worth i dont need to sell i dont need help selling it photos speak for themselves ran when parked no lowballs dont waste my time call only no texts money talks will not answer emails make an offer

Completely agree. After the buildup of excitement when I saw a new “Letters to Doug,” this just left me deflated.

...become a good rapper who makes good songs, or get out of the way to make space for someone who will.

fun fact: nobody saying “you should have outrun the police” has ever had the balls to try it themselves.

Mint flavoring belongs in one thing: mints. Mint cookies, mint liquors, mint milk, mint ice cream, mint chocolates are all garbage. I don’t want my cookies to taste like damn Certs, thank you very little.

Soy sauce is probably the worst thing to spill in a car, because it’s so concentrated, which makes it harder to eradicate.

They’re a stiff contender.

That was close.

You’d think that the VAG Group would have the technology to adjust engine settings when the car senses that it’s being run in a static environment and not moving . . . . .

Revving a VW should blow three fuses and a relay long before the engine gets hot enough to catch fire.

The nationality of the crew member should not be an issue.

What better way to show outrage a company that creates a care that deceptively pollutes the environment than to pollute the environment by knowingly driving the same polluting car across the country.

Because he’s 13 and he likes to rush. Many of my students misspell words they actually know because they’re in a hurry. Not unusual for a student to spend hours crafting the perfect picture... to blow through the actual writing assignment in five minutes.

Am I the only one who wonders if the image is render or the real photo?

I would have engaged in the Hunger Games for one of those when I was 8.

No, but he does know that NOx emissions can cause serious health problems, so he’ll ditch the case halfway through to work on some side lawsuits...

“Suck a bunch of time and energy from Volkswagen’s legal team, Squeeze every dollar out of their retribution funds, Bang goes the gavel, Blow my share of the winnings in under six months. Repeat as needed.”