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Reggie Fils-Aime playable.

They get depressed.

Dont you mean torque ratio’s?

What the actual fuck are you talking about? Cats do not smell good in any way. I saved this stupid fucking cat that was abandoned in the cold at about two weeks old. Bottle fed it, nurtured the thing, hand washed it, brought it up. And it stinks. I also hate the little bastard. All it does is meow for more food, with…

Out of curiosity, I found this exact same product on the “chocolatier”’s website:

I tell my friends kids about how I eat pizza and candy almost every meal. They’re impressed. Apparently my ex-girlfriend was not.

Whatever, man. This isn’t on me.

I hate the trend of having a fit over the trends of the moment and acting like your special because of it. There’s a sort of irony in this “I’m so above this, I don’t just do what everyone else does” that so fricking many people do. The trite culture of complaining about trite culture. If you don’t like it don’t do…

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.

TROLL! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!

I had this one time. It sucks. Antiobiotics can make a...

This list is an absolute inspiration.

I was third owner of a (gen1) Ford Lightning before I could legally drink.

“because forced induction is blowers are for suckers”

The only acceptable answer is “Yeah...wanna fight about it?”

She was clearly upset that she wasn’t able to use such scathing remarks as “ISLAMOBAMA DINGBAT.”

Back in my corporate video days in the auto world, I got to see a lot of these things up close and personal before they even went on the car show circuit. My favorite was the 2005 Shelby GTR concept. They tried to play it off like it was this huge performer bla bla blah. In reality, it would only go about 25 before…

Are you kidding?

Translation: The Showboating Black Man Burned My Daughters Eyes With His Black Dancing Acid.