ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS

I stuck your mother in a kitschy hotel room, recognitions!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
The day is MINE!

To clarify, I don’t want to hear shit about how some black men, Asian Americans or Cuban Americans voted. The dog whistle was coming from inside your house. A majority of your people, white folks. Sort your shit out, before doing the analysis on why it was so close. 

Never let them live it down. It took a majority of us minorities to hold back the majority of majority in this election.

He should have just complied.

Great article! I think I’ve grown so used to an internet filled to the brim with free porn, that I never really considered the economics of the performers.

How to turn a whale into a perch.

Wow, the driver could have been krilled.

It’s electric!

Cotton towels are a life saver. Dry your hands, grab a hot lid, take something from the oven/microwave, steady a bowl/cutting board, or smack your loved one in the butt. Very useful.

HOT TAKE: Station wagons will make a comeback as EVs!!

You’re not going to sit on the throne for an hour until your butt is dry are you?

There certainly is a similarity between both Michelin and BK’s principle product.

I mean, if it’s not mag-lev, is it really a monorail?

I don’t know why, but the two are tightly coupled in my head.

Clever girl.

A true pedant would say fewer than ten thousand.

made of a protein called cellulose

The design looks to be polarizing, but at least it’s not boring. Could do without the crazy amount of creases on the doors, but I’m really digging the interior and the wraparound effect.

Your grown-ups must be proud. 

Hey guys,