Tom, I love reading your posts, but you should update every once in a while and let us know what your customers ended up getting!

Obligatory picture of a catfish.

Kinda cruel and sick making that HHR watch. “You’re next, HHR. You’re next.”

So is the Five Hundred a car we all forgot about, or is it really just a Taurus with a name we all forgot about?

Ride-a-Leech

Nah, they call her the top tech something in the trailer. She’s got a chip in his head or something like that. And the only thing that can block the signal is the points off a ‘69 F-100.

He’s something something James something.

Transmission: manual
Cylinders: Why isn’t 7 an option?

3rd Gear: The Big Subaru SUV Is Actually A Big Risk

Got one in Kona Blue. Love it.

Scorpions are clearly 8X8, right?

Maybe just some guy who keeps seeing pictures of test mules and wondered, Man, where can I get a sweet paint job like that?

Also: people driving along with a blinker on and people who don’t use blinkers have exactly the same driving skill level.

Man, the licking looks pretty good. But the number of times I’ve fantasized about waving my hands and having the assholes who’ve cut into the express lanes near Miami and almost killed people is large. But the secrets! But I don’t really have any secrets.

I live in Boca and work in Miami. You’re right. It’s nothing but anarchy and madness out there. Anarchy and madness.

“...it should better detect when someone wants to change into your lane thanks to an increased ability to see another car’s directional signal.”

This is probably a liability in Florida, where a turn signal is a guarantee that no lane change is going to occur in the next 50 miles.

Clearly the famous Ewok Avant.

*POP*

I once heard that these signs were to let other people know that the driver of this car had a nagging spouse and screaming kid and hadn’t slept in a month and they didn’t care if they lived or died.

Under lighting can die. Big wings are fine.