jakeshapiro
Jake Shapiro
jakeshapiro

...A positive article about Nintendo on Kotaku?

Did you read past that sentence? He has a second apartment full of games and cabinets to practice on.

One racist caricature deserves another another

So sad, yet so fitting.

Man. Mario looked a lot younger and happier before his father died forcing him to move from Malibu back to New York to take over his father's plumbing business.

They are moving away from that but for the older system the old rules still apply.

Well you can for an upgrade fee. It's like $1 or $1.50 for SNES games. Although I know what you mean, it should be a free upgrade.

A firm handshake.

Ive never seen a better metaphor for the relationship between Knex and Lego. Cuz I mean lets face it, no one will turn down a handjob but even while its happening you are painfully aware its not what you really want. Just like Knex.

But the KNEX competition for a handy is still on!

That is the only game that i wanna play in 1:1 middle earth. All the other games take just to mutch time. I don't like walking 7 full day's to come to Bree. But trucking is only 1 day mission.

One doesn't simply drive a Saab into Mordor...

Oh god, can people just stop with these stupid "lol use the eagles :DDDD" jokes already? The films have been out for over 10 years now and people have summarized so many times why using the eagles simply does not make any kind of sense from several angles.

"Why would SMW3 even be a part of the title. Now that you mention it, super is another one of their words too."

The original Yoshi's Island was called Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island. That's why.

Considering they just made the best Mario, Fire Emblem and Zelda games in years, I'd say I'm ok with their "rehashes".

Lets start with something basic; it's DinoPark Tycoon. Lets just get that fact straight.

yes?