Kokkinakis, Kyrgios, and Tomic

this is admirably detailed

Literally some Handmaid’s Tale shit.

Regular Annie’s White Cheddar is the superior boxed variety. Mistake by not including that.

(One of) My concern(s) about Splinter is that they are tripling down on their cynical ideas about “purity”.

Of course they do, because this isn’t their chosen candidate. Notice, they have shit on everyone who isn’t Warren and Bernie.

Do you REALLY have a problem with the part you said “hmm” about?

I feel like you are doing the exact thing the right would do... over exaggerate to make a point. The brown nosers over at Forbes don’t even think Beto’s father in law is a billionaire. Maybe Half a Billionaire. But hey, whatever makes your extreme point, right?

Yeah, it’s called “collegiality”.

Yes, I am sure the new Federal Bureau of Investigating Leftist Terrorists will be a big improvement over the old FBI.

What CK did is absolutely harassment. But in the grand scheme of things I also don’t think  it’s “should never work again” levels of bad. He admitted it, he went away for a bit and lost millions and a movie and while it may not be what some people wanted, it’s not nothing. So yeah, I’m the grand scheme of things I…

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

I mean sure he’d make more money up front, but if he has a long MLB career he could end up making more money. Not to mention there’s always the possibility of suffering a career threatening injury on any given play, or developing CTE and having a poorer quality of life when his career is over. But who cares about…

“My girlfriend has worked full-time to support my career as a Fortnite streamer, so I owe it to her and my four-year-old son...”

There’s no expectation of privacy in public and even less so at a show that is known to have reporters present.

One of the big disappointments in the US system, for me, is this unrelenting need to find the next big hero who is going to fix everything. The It Girl or Boy of the moment who says all the right things and there’s a collective swoon - and the same is true of the Villain of the Moment. To watch it occur, over and over…

I can take you to any big city and show you plenty of people who have it worse than 3rd world countries.

I think he said yanny.

Research? Facts? A modicum of basic journalistic practice?

Those things definitely exist on Splinter, but too often, they’re tossed to the side in favor of driving a particular angle—usually right after they criticize FOX for the same shit on the other end of the aisle.

Your patience and grace are far greater than mine,…

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