A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Yeah but

Buddy of mine said it’s time for Phil Jackson to go to a farm upstate and chase triangles in a field all day.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

“I wanted to give him a chance. He seemed like a real winner, but this has gone too far.” - At least one of my uncles.

They literally came out with their gear today or yesterday. And that was just a mockup of the jerseys.

And if your visceral response to the concept of the burden of proof in rape trials lying on the defence is “But that’s not fair - how can an accused possibly prove their innocence beyond reasonable doubt, nobody would ever be acquitted?” that’s kind of my point.

No. The entire judicial system is built on the premise that it’s better for 10 guilty to go free than 1 innocent be jailed. Yeah, it sucks rapists get off more often than not, but you know what sucks worse? Being jailed for decades for a crime you didn’t commit.

Yes.

the “Yankees are rich” complaint is a bit washed up now, my dude. they’re not the only team with money these days. what makes them exciting currently is the fact that they’re not relying on huge salaries but instead relying on homegrown youth (for the most part).

Reports indicate that the wheels on the bus were going round and round at the time of the incident.

I already love dogs. I don’t need another reason to love dogs. But when dogs tackle children, that love soars even higher.

i know it’s not the hypothetical but if the offer was trade jackson and porzingis for a plate of roscoes i’d probably take it tbh

I completely appreciate that a low blow is technically defined as blow below belt line (although I know some refs take a more conservative take and count anything below the navel as a low blow)...but this is the problem with low blows in boxing...especially if you are going to argue that it’s a true shot to the nuts…

Looking forward to all the people on this board who, during the election, claimed Hillary was as bad as Trump - who are all now pretending like they weren’t wringing their hands about the importance of 3rd parties and insisting on voting for the perfect gluten-free biodynamic political candidate of their choice…

IDK, perhaps it’s because they’re not a bunch of backward, hillbilly, redneck, southern folk who ask these sorts of things?

It’s not especially strong or brave to flee from rape charges and hole up until the case is dropped. A more conventionally brave approach might be to stand trial in an attempt to prove your innocence. Running and hiding seems like something other than brave.

So does that mean the bull won? Like, does he get to go home to his wife and kids after? Seems like he should.

You’re right, he clearly lost because he wasn’t Russian enough.

Elkington: I will publicly guess the size of your paycheck.