What kind of old ass phone is he using?

This has nothing to do with a fight-fixing that didn't happen, though

Klitschko isn't fighting Briggs. No way.

2 things.

Except we can keep Hochuli

Where is the Piggy Poop Balls

Put in Randy Savage . Beat the WWE to getting him in the HOF

You would be correct

What? I don't think I got your dig there

ALL basketball can eat my asshole

How is a DB5 not atop this list?

Fuck basketball

Except, yknow, the president

Basketball. This unwatchable crap is basketball

I have done this successfully before

Can't say I get the negative tone of this article. This sounds awesome

Been using the beta for a while. It's alright.

What the fuck is this useless shit

Key point not covered here: basketball fucking sucks

Well the Big Ten has barely been playing like an FCS team