Except we can keep Hochuli

Where is the Piggy Poop Balls

Put in Randy Savage . Beat the WWE to getting him in the HOF

You would be correct

What? I don't think I got your dig there

ALL basketball can eat my asshole

How is a DB5 not atop this list?

Fuck basketball

Except, yknow, the president

Basketball. This unwatchable crap is basketball

Can't say I get the negative tone of this article. This sounds awesome

What the fuck is this useless shit

Key point not covered here: basketball fucking sucks

Well the Big Ten has barely been playing like an FCS team

Jeter has been my favorite since I've been old enough to have one. I had a good cry last night, and welled back up a bit at this. Great article

He allowed the FF to happen. He had to go

Oh god please no

He is right to appeal. While the original suspension was too short, once it was set, they should have stuck with it. Double Jeopardy is bad. And even if they did lengthen it, how could it be past the 6 game precedent they set a week ago? Is it 6 weeks normally, but indefinitely if there is an embarrassing tape? That's…

To be totally fair, the NFL did fuck up with the altered suspension. First of all, I know it isn't a court of law, but there is a reason that real courts have double jeopardy rules. For another, how can they, a week after setting a precedent that a 1st offense is 6 games, then give him an indefinite one? Is the rule…

Ditka is ESPN's drunk uncle.