So how legit are these?

Out with Denton, in with Cook

I say 18 months

*cums*

All of this for $1.6m? I'll take that deal

The site is doing great. Denton's new horrorbarf of a Kinja is shit.

Your link is to an article about MLK. Am I missing some joke?

Addendum to my previous comment: Frosted Mini-Wheats are the worst tasting things to grace the tongue of a human being. You are disgusting

How come you don't get an 'Author is Participating'? Is that only on your own sites? That's rough

The real Mt. Rushmore: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Honey Bunches of Oats, Honey Nut Cheerios, Chocolate Rice Crispies.

God, I really hope Gatsby doesn't win an Oscar. It just didn't work for me and I don't want anyone to be encouraged to try again

Maybe god is a meth dealer and they'll find him in New Mexico

Can you make it go away now? I know every new version we complain, but I reallly don't like this one

Can I be your intern/personal assistant/indentured servant?

That escalated quickly...

Right! Thank you!

Well hey, if the NCAA stopped pretending to be about amateurism, that would be a nice thing

I dunno about winter, but there are only 2 sumer sports that still require you to be amateur. One is wrestling and I forget the other

I just put my ipod on shuffle, which is like 20,000 songs. It's pretty mixed what comes on.

Meanwhile I still edge too hard and get stuck on my turns. Oh well