Alright Cashman, now is your chance to make me proud.

I'm really rooting for that Christmas list comment to hit 2500. It's pretty close now

This title should be amended to "Peter King Should Shut Up."

I know the Christmas episode is usually good, but I think this SNL has been top notch, especially considering what it had been like up until this month

He looks like my Orthodox Jewish cousin

But the Superbowl is after college football season is over

He gets an Emmy every year, so clearly not.

Lol, #10

Second Avenue Subway? Building an entirely new line in the busiest city in the world. Seems worthy of mention

Fuck this. Let your kid have an imagination. Limiting what they might think of wanting seems so much worse than maybe not getting it.

I guess now we know which brother Archie is prouder of

He even pissed off captain cool

There is one in my kitchen that we pray to before we eat

well what games are they each playing?

So is there a chance of Alabama and OSU playing in some bowl game? I would love to watch that

Did the math. It's more like 0.00571428571% problems

If he suggested that someone shit in a man, say Ted Cruz's, mouth, would you then not have a problem?

I wouldn't bet on that yet

I'm guessing he's banking on ARod, but it's a risky gamble