I think you want Vin Scully voicing the reel because you need someone who can tell you exactly what the fuck is going on

I'm kind of surprised, I figured A-Rod's lawyer would have split his 4 years of college between Harvard Princeton Yale and Columbia.

More like Vince Old. EYYYY

THis is not a good thing. Shooting brakes are bad. Please educate yourself

A lot of it is because rex is such an asshole and because, even if it is currently working out, it's hard to deny that the Jets were a complete circus this offseason

I mean, 17 is basically an adult, and is at or above the age of consent in several states. This seems like overkill

ANy word on if he's struck again in the last two?

I think you mean "Thanks, Cruz" if we want to be accurate here

Was this taken near 28th Street by any chance?

Fucking fuck. Why do people keep making shooting brakes? They are uglier than the inside of Rob Ford's asshole. (I apologize to Mr. Ford if that was too rough on him) but seriously. Euch

The Bo Jackson one was pretty good

When do they give Mo the Commissioner's Historic Achievement Award. He certainly deserves one for something, even if it's just being himself. For background: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commissio…

Oh god don't let them make this a thing. They're gonna make it a thing aren't they?

I just watched it again and I'm sitting here bawling like an idiot. That he is someone to idolize is entirely on point. My dad's generation had Mantle, and the one before that had Ruth, I guess, but I grew up with Mo as Superman. I mean it goes without saying that he always got it done, but he's just so cool. Jeter…

IT'S A CONSPIRACY. THE NCAA IS KEEPING THE LITTLE GUY DOWN BY HACKING GAWKER.

I dunno when anyone got the idea that the America's Cup was a workingman's trophy. Sport sailing has always been a wealthy game. Just the way it is.

Grown men cry. Right? RIGHT?!

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That isn't only him though. That's the entire history of the race.

Flux Capacitor overload?