I think when I get a crest made for my family (a must for anyone) I'm gonna make our family motto "Fuck Roger Goodell" Seriously fuck him. Has he done anything good for the sport? I can't think of anything

None of the above. It's clearly not a pro team. The Ducks blow everyone out of the water. Fuck yeah Phil Knight.

As for Jen, the Times has got you covered: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/19/tec…

I wanna add Celine Dion to the can't sing list. She sucks.

Gotta go with the matte black Aventador. It matches his suit, is fucking awesome (like batman) and we know Bruce Wayne likes Lambos.

Bret looks mortified. Every time Jim is talking he looks like he want's to be somewhere else and whenever he adds onto Jim, there's like a nervous chuckle. He looks fucking embarrassed.

As far as US, I'd say it's gotta be either San Fran in 1906 or Katrina. The 1906 quake was just positively unbelievable it took out the whole city, and what was left burned. Katrina was almost ten years ago and they are still rebuilding that, so that's pretty obviously awful. But you also gotta look outside the…

I believe you mean "orange you glad they aren't wearing yellow" duhhh!!!!

I heard Chad Pennington is in talks to come back. He's almost as good at Matt Flynn, right?

Joe Flacco likes Roger Goodell and everything he does

Gonna say this

Make the business lounges available to everyone. Those lounges are bitchin' Actually, just double the length of planes and make everyone sit business. Lay flat is the best! (oops, was this supposes to be cheap...)

Joe Flacco is definitely always the designated driver.

How come hot women never do the flashing. I mean you never see more than a 6-7 doing flashing at any sort of event. How come Kate Upton isn't out there flashing people? I mean, that would actually cause a distraction and everyone has seen her boobs anyway...

Almost relevant

Probably about half of what are called supercars now. Bullfuckingshit is a R8 a supercar. That's a sports car. A Veyron is a supercar. A Veneno is a supercar. A gallardo or a murcielago is a sports car (barring some special editions) Also, because of so many things being called supercars, many things are called sports…

I don't think you quite touched enough on how entirely fucking insane of a comment that was. Colin Kaepernick? He had a decent year and a good story but he's not that great. He doesn't stand up anywhere near Peyton or Brady or Johnny U or Marino or Montana or Namath or my left testicle.

Lol I just commented the same thing

The grill looks very BMW-ey to me. And some of the lines look really similar to the Gran Coupe. I'm going with new 7-series

I asked this on the Gawker article as well, but it might be more meaningful here. Does this officially make Hogan a jobber? I don't really watch TNA so I don't know what he does over there but this is textbook jobbing.