Or, in the case of Dikachu, look at it, then uncomfortably try to look at the comment but feel your eyes keep flitting back.

In the distant past, an intelligent man finds his cavewoman trapped in the lair of a giant prehistoric boar. To save her, he starts finding innovative ways to craft more exotic weapons than the traditional rocks and sticks. Attaching a vine to a curved piece of wood lets that piece of wood shoot sticks. Another piece…

Oh, there is…it's a Nintendo game that maybe you have heard of?

Throwing bee bombs? Surprise, another Ubisoft game that's buggy at launch.

I only just started it, managed to get the Special Edition…which is actually tearing me apart. If I'd just gotten one of the versions, it'd be easy to say "well I'm not spending extra money now, let's go with the path that I bought." But instead I'm going to be forced to make a choice, which is…genuinely hard. I'm…

I vomited somewhere in this room, and I don't know where. Oh…you might want to check that drawer.

Wind Waker's a summer game for me too. I remember playing it after just moving into my new apartment, starting in the summer, and finally purchasing a Wii as my first video game console. I'd played Ocarina, Majora's, and Link to the Past on emulators and gotten through Twilight Princess on a roommate's Wii, but with…

Majora's Mask: I've said a lot about it in the comments before, but the main reason that it is my favorite is that it's the one where the world was something I cared about and wanted to save. It's one of the only video games in general that is that way, as well, so that makes it a big deal in my mind. There are so…

I often times couldn't navigate those things sober.

In the tradition of "For Our Consideration" and "Scenic Routes", AV Club presents: "Turn On Each Other Like Animals".

Yep, I was very impressed with the comments sections this week. I had no idea how Keyboard Geniuses was actually going to go down, there was so much.

Oh yeah, forgot that GBA games are also on WiiU. I'm hoping they're true too, although I'm hardly surprised. They've made reference to our desire for it and they gave us Earthbound Beginnings.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL—-respond rationally and calmly about how that statement is flawed, but also respectfully read their reasoning.

Well, let's see…

AV Club should start testing us by posting a few articles like "Other M was the pinnacle of Metroid; we just weren't ready for it" or just straight up asking us "Which Final Fantasy is the best?"

Not at all heresy. It is his best work.

I think they knew that as well, seeing as to how they can't stop bringing the stupid thing back. LttP still had the most annoying version, though, with the absolute bullshenanigans of it resetting its health by dropping you down a floor.

Hmmhmm hmm hmm…hmmm…hmm hmmm hmmmm!

Yep, it does have online. I haven't played it in a while, but the moments I had with it are fun. I mainly went in for the single-player myself. That alone justifies its purchase; getting all the medals in Adventure Mode is tough, and then the pain of the Bowhemoth is unreal.

I believe they recently patched the online version of Runbow so that it'll launch into game sooner, even if there aren't as many players. It's never going to be as easy to get a game going as big names like Mario Kart or Smash, but it makes it easier at least.