As a resident of Buffalo, New York, who grew up in a family of people who went to Virginia to get rust-free automobiles, this amuses me.

I completely agree, aesthetically.

This guy’s username holds up!

Did anyone else notice that the clock on the gauge on top of the dashboard reads 9:11 at the start of the video?!

I disagree with everything you are saying, on a fundamental level.

Yepp. The brilliance of the Simpsons knows no bounds.

Yes, but “graphical” (which is what the ‘g’ in “.gif” stands for), starts with a hard ‘g,’ like the word “gift.”

Alexander Graham Bell is credited with inventing the telephone; he suggested that everybody using his new-fangled machine ‘answer’ each incoming call by uttering the phrase “A-hoy-hoy” as a means of beginning the conversation. Sometimes, inventors need to stick to inventing, and let society or the linguists determine…

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While I appreciate and respect this point for its high level of pedantry, I’m afraid that since ‘.jpeg’ is an acronym, only the first letter of each word gets taken into account.

As I die-hard fan of Porsche, and a reasonable person that respects how other people wish that their name be pronounced, I always say it Por-sha.

For real though.

What?!

The quantity, and time limit would be no challenge at all for me. All that shit that they put on it, though, [did that actually say bean sprouts?! Ugh!] would be a deal-breaker.

I am not [into it].

Haha, nice. Hey, at least yours is naturally aspirated! The E90/92 M3, E60 M5, E39 M5, and the E30 M3 are definitely the best ones that don’t fit my close-minded definition of what an M Car should be, so at least you got that right. I’m just smitten by the sound and character of their inline sixes.

I’m sure it’s good at being a daily driver, and a fun performance car; but lets not get carried away here. If it’s not rear-wheel-drive, and powered by a motorsport-derived, naturally aspirated, inline-six, then it is not a true M car and does not deserve to be called such.

I think you may need to raise your expectations. Just because it is the status quo, does not mean it’s okay.

Wow. It is difficult for me to fathom a less desirable vehicle. I wouldn’t want this piece of garbage for $33.99, let alone a thousand times that.

Since you mentioned the old Caprice wagon as a candidate, I assume you are not referring exclusively to new cars. If you are counting older models as well, the list gets a little bit longer.