Maybe Lavar thought it was the Balltic League?

“Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.”

If we divided up the union, how many pieces would we need to break off into. Would it be possible to lump the south and midwest together into one nation (I’m guessing the capital would be the Talladega Motor Speedway), while keeping the rest of the country even if it’s separated geographically (West coast, plus north…

Of course. A missed defensive holding call is beyond the pale and completely deserving of an unexpected decapitation attempt that forces the db from the game.

I know! They told me about the new Tesla last week. I was waiting to read about it in the newspaper.

The Flames And Wings Had An Old-Fashioned Dust-Up

Drunk and looking for a fight? He’s a pregnancy away from the Irish Triple Crown.

Why are people surprised at this? Every rich person with a good accountant does this.

Uh, was he wrong on either count? Nope. Fuck off, Pop’s still a genius.

just an observation that the knicks are 3-0 since jarrett jack took over at starting point guard so they are now on a full-season adjusted pace to finish 79-3.

Wow, it’s almost like the protests, like the national anthem itself, have nothing to do with the troops and everything to do with the dehumanization of black people. Who knew!

you are smart enough to understand his nuance and his overtness.

So his point is that black people are dumb right?

This is pretty exciting coming only a week after The Athletic invented writing words about Sports.

“We can’t have the inmates running the prison,” McNair said.

The opener really hit home for me too. I was a real asshole for most of my late teens and early thirties. Gay jokes, sexualizing women, being angry about being put in the friend-zone - pretty much all of the things.

I was expecting the part you quoted to have some obvious cretin-ism, but I guess I am missing it.

Full of Goop? Lucky guy!

you’re going to die alone