@Skydog: the status post section is open - if it wasn't it might line up better

@KingKellogg the Waffle Haggler: If thats all you lasted then you have my pity

Mine doesn't work on my 40" flat screen sony bravia ex4|40

@Boom-Chicka-Ah: where are you in Canada? Could be that the servers are far west coast(california?) and you are in the maritimes? that would account for 4 hours of time difference, it could also be that your time clock and the one gawker runs off of are off each other by about 6 minutes.

@Kaos78: I couldn't find the like button, so I made you a cookie instead. <3

@Buckleyneko: Oh ho! Ancient chinese secret! Cheap knockoffs sold to dumb foreigners means big profit.

Based on the amount of programs in his dock, I wonder if he needs to do this for all his pictures, instead of just taking the time to brush his teeth.

Ahh finding things you want, but are blatantly not yours...

@huggy: Most of those(all of them should) warehouses have cameras, police should be able to get a warrant for the videos to see who entered the storage areas during the timeframe provided. If they can do that, a lot of the warehouses have cams in each isle that should narrow down whose unit it is.

@bobkoure:

I wanna be the guy.

@bakana: But what about us here in Canada eh? We have our own bastardized version of English. :P

@phijef: Or use the same tech to launch fighter jets!

@AgentRayBans: Sad and awesome at the same time.

@tenazrael: He was Chinese, and then we'll find out he IS an elderly black man disguising himself as a young chinese guy dressed up as a Polski in a Black man mask.

"...do not expect this to be the first teen to wind..."

"...less scare than..."?