I’m still campaigning to take all the Naked Gun movies and digitally replace O.J. Simpson with Maya Angelou.

This is precisely why I order my Bud Lights in a frosty glass on a hot summer day.

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I mean... 24 people playing Mario 64. I can see some cuddling happening maybe?

And Kinja’s stupid infinite scrolling claims yet another victim...

You’re a bit touchy about less than flattering comments about BMW, aren’t you?

The only thing I got out of your comment is the fact that you *noticed* he blurred out a dog’s genitalia. So fucking strange.

It’s all about the Mario

I don’t know why you were looking, but you made me go back. I don’t know why it is so funny, but I can’t stop laughing.

The only thing I got out of this article is the fact that you blurred out a dog’s genitalia. So fucking strange.

It is absolutely insane how bad google is with establishing and keeping product identities so people can understand what any of it is. You don’t need to change names just because you’re adding or changing features! It would be like if they changed the name of their search engine every time they modified the algorithm…

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Here it is! It has some minor issues that I will totally get fixed first.

The street on which I grew up in Indiana consistently flooded after rain of more than 5-6 inches, and I also had to park my car in the street more often than not (important because my driveway was at a 30-degree incline). One night, we had eight-plus inches of rainfall, and I woke up to a very wet interior in my 1993…

I feel you on this, but I want kind of the opposite. I want EVERY FUCKING POLITICIAN, CEO AND VOTER who went to bed with this piece of shit to be branded with a “45" on their foreheads so they can live out the rest of their days in shame of the roles they played in this “reality shitshow.”

If the cavs want too many more assets I might start asking for lebron instead of kyrie.

Seriously. This article is one step above recommending buying lottery tickets.

If you say a Jedi CAN’T pull a Star Destroyer out of the sky, you’re undercutting Yoda’s point that size doesn’t matter. In TFU the Star Destroyer sequence is balanced by the fact that it takes an ice age to accomplish, and every time Starkiller breaks concentration (to dodge a TIE fighters fire, for example) the SD…

This is an astute observation.