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This is what happens when one chatbot talks to another chatbot for too long. (apparently 10 years)

I think about the juxtaposition of our romantic love as we architect our opportunity cost of shared living. My dearest Jared, albeit, you are the flawless manikin to actualize the brand of my heart. I look forward to otherwise consolidating our togetherness for another centennial.

unwavering prioritization”= rip off the American public as much as possible. Priority = money.

I hope that thing strapped to her head is a giant time release thorazine bag with a central line into her cortex. 

Darling... Your passionate analytics and seamless integration of sustainability and storytelling help me to downsize my enterprise. The knowledge you bring of offshoring opportunities, data mining collaboration and scalability pushes me to think outside of the box.

My wife stays at home and always complains about not having other mom friends. Then when she talks to other moms at the park or library, she never exchanges numbers. Even when she talks about how nice the other person was. I don’t get it. Even if I tell her about this app, I’m afraid she might be too shy to use it.

In 20 years when all new cars are EV’s, we will look back on this last gasp of ICE cars and their increasingly stupid-looking giant grilles and wonder what hell everyone was thinking. Like parachute pants. 

First of all, I don’t have a law degree, but the lawyer I spoke to for the article does, and he disputes your characterization of what the law is “supposed”to do (I read the law as well and think he’s got a point).

Movie situations calls for movie cars.

The APC from Aliens:

Seems pretty obvious to me.

Hit 88MPH and any form of danger is left in the past.... way in the past:

If spearing a stationary player that is down on one knee directly in the head with the top of your helmet is not egregious, would anything short of going Last Boy Scout and shooting a player in the middle of a play be egregious?

This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career, and his third for an illegal hit. After his ejection, the Raiders captain ran off the field blowing kisses to the booing crowd.

John McCain’s ghost might reappear in the Senate for a few moments and sigh in a mildly exasperated fashion.

Mitt Romney will add that this is “probably not what I would have done in the same situation.”

Black Hole 2020

Trump really needs to be careful though because the some in the GOP will only be quiet for so long.  

Trying to quietly use the bathroom at work.

“Oh cool, my Tesla has a summon feature?”

*Accidentally summons car while dicking around w/ app in shitter*

“Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck, how do I cancel!?”

Tesla 3: