Apparently you don’t want Ford to be profitable. Just put out models you want. You are a Jalop through and through. Brown station wagon with a manual transmission is absolutely in your driveway.

and checking the stove and the door lock before leaving the house is healthy, but doing so seven times in a row ritually is OCD.

So, the car is pretty much guaranteed to run out of gas 200 feet from a gas station, every single time it needs to refuel.

Is it weird that I'm more offended by not finishing the stripe on the trunk than I am about the hideous stripe to begin with? It's awful no matter what, but at least don't half-ass it like that!

The Browns are the Kia Nissan of the NFL.

It doesn’t look any more stupid than any adult* wearing a pro-sports jersey. (*any adult who doesn’t play for the team and is actively involved in playing a game at that moment)

That’s why I just got so tired of Harry Potter... Every time there was a problem, they summoned a demon. Hey, basilisk in the basement, we better summon a demon. I gotta fight a dragon, I’m gonna summon a demon. Sirius is in danger, let’s summon a demon to save him. It was just so predictable that they would solve…

When the market moves to autonomous cars and trucks, will country singers write songs about how their trucks left them?

Sorry but I can’t have respect for adults who genuinely believe in demons. And that the magic in Harry Potter is real. Grow up. Seriously.

If only they were on the ball enough to create actual repercussions for not doing things required by the law, or for doing things explicitly against the law.

The theory is that Boris is doing this as a part of “disaster economics.” Meaning, you manufacture a recession and then claim that solution to that recession is to privatize, sell off assets, reduce funding, etc. 

Don’t forget the great ambush predator of the highway, the concrete barrier.

Can’t wait for Tesla to get sued for giving the entire limited supply of parts to cars it insures before any make it out to the rest of the market. 

Policy exclusions including but not limited to

that is crazy talk. who would ever consider going without car insurance? that would be grossly irresponsible and thankfully is illegal in most states

It sounds like decent insurance, but I get anxious that maybe Tesla won’t cover the full spectrum of issues that could come up. I call it “range anxiety.”

It’s well-known that filing a comprehensive claim on a Tesla can be a real nightmare, in terms of sourcing parts and finding a repair shop that can and is willing to perform the work. I’d be curious if Tesla Insurance would deliberately give its policyholders an unfair advantage in terms of either complication, as…

Do they come with a grown-up elitist transmission?

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