Seth Curry has a better 3P% this season than Steph.

This isn’t the first ever skills competition, they just brought it back after a 10 year absence. I remember seeing a 40+ year old Darrell Green winning the fastest man competition over guys nearly half his age.

His own party just rubber-stamped all of his batshit crazy cabinet picks. They don’t have the balls to impeach him anytime soon.

Ingram is 19 years old, give him time. Giannis was averaging 10 pts per 36 min at age 19 too.

Gotta give some credit to Jared Cook for dropping the pass on the previous play to keep the clock from running out.

Highlight truther alert: That is a blatant 5 second back to the basket violation.

I don’t know why they even bother with playoff rankings before the season ends. It’s not like we get a 64 team bracket every week in January and February.

Can we get a petition going to get Erinn Hayes a better agent? She deserves more than being second fiddle on a crappy CBS sitcom.

A better Thai joke from Springfield:

Well the good news is he’s not likely to be there much longer. FiveThirtyEight’s projection gives Duckworth a 91% chance of winning the election.

Admit it Ashley, you’re going to miss Trump when this is all over and his humiliation is complete.

It’s a chance for Cleveland to get the rare championship trifecta

Miller has to be ALCS MVP. Has any non-closing reliever ever won a postseason MVP award before?

Now if only they’d also activate Barry Bonds as a pinch hitter the rest of the way, they might make the playoffs.

Michael Jordan-Babe Ruth-Muhammad Ali-Michael Phelps

That 2 offseasons in a row that the Jets front office have dominated. Now all they have to do is win during the season.

I have one expectation from deadspin on ESPY day and you have failed to meet it this year. Where the hell is Norm MacDonald’s monologue???