You’d think that the same team that acquired a buttload of picks for the #2 pick (RGIII) a few years ago would know better than to make this move.

For a meal, falafel.

And he was right to do so. No one remembers how close Jordan came to stealing the game.

Somehow I doubt that’ll be the worst moment in Syria today.

Probably because you don’t realize just how deep Mays had to go. It was 483 ft to straightaway center field in the Polo Grounds.

What do the Marlins have to lose by adding Bonds to their 25 man roster? They’ll get a terrifying pinch hitter in late game situations, media coverage will go through the roof, and attendance will skyrocket.

You say that as though Wayne Simmonds isn’t already the team’s resident douchebag.