Not even when ordered to by the police....

Steph scored 51 points, 27 in a quarter and banked in a fucking half-courter, and you’re talking about the Rockets? You really do hate the Warriors. You sure the 76ers didn’t do something interesting last night? I’m eagerly awaiting that post.

Dwight Howard, meanwhile, tried to start a beef with Neil deGrasse Tyson over whether time zones are bullshit.

The Rockets have recently been getting more press on Deadspin than Amazon.

These NCAA guys better be careful here. People who like College basketball over the NBA mostly enjoy the environment and the crowd moreso than the game which is typically an inferior product than the NBA’s. They ban storming the court, it might turn into a less raucous environment which will cause people to turn off…

but calling Kelly’s offense “vanilla” is a fresh one, and perhaps the meanest thing you can say about a guy whose whole schtick is being an innovator on the offensive end.

What are you talking about in terms of innovation with play calling? Chip Kelly had a four-read (two pre-snap, two post-snap) play that he ran at least two-thirds of the time. The “innovation” label came from mouth-breathers who couldn’t fathom that tempo and simple reads were all Kelly wanted to do in a run-heavy…

As a 4 for 4 Philly native, how the hell do we have arrogant fans in any sport right now? I’ve seen one title in 30+ years and I’m borderline depressed in the same way that Charlie Sheen is a “borderline” alcoholic.

So you’re telling me an NHL ownership group spurned its hardcore, longtime suffering, loyal fanbase in favor of chasing a new fanbase that never had any interest in the sport in the first place? I’ve never heard of such a thing in my life.

I’ve never been in this situation, but what if you have to move and you can’t afford the places that allow pets in the area you have to move to? Saying, “I would live in a cardboard box” as another poster said is, well...easy to say for someone who has never actually been homeless. It sounds exceedingly prissy and…

okaaaayyy?

“As one of Sports Illustrated’s latest cover models who posed in nothing but body paint, it’s unbelievable that anyone thought Rousey should be photoshopped.”

I have to say that Rhonda Rousey seems like a very insecure person who is teetering on the edge of self destruction - and people seem to be ignoring it.

Or... regardless of how Hillary fans, Lena Dunham, Madeleine Albright, and Gloria Steinem think she should vote.

You're rude as hell

they will snark you and say if only there was somewhere else to get comprehensive NHL coverage.

i don’t really care that they don’t cover the NHL, I just get sick of their coverage consisting of concussions, fights, and a quarterly Ovechkin hat trick. just don’t cover the sport at all. in the same vain, the NBA, aside…

I thought I remembered reading that barry is a Rangers fan. So that would explain that.

Good.

Nothing controversial about the simmonds one unless you are a rangers fan. If you are going to cross check someone in the neck and head, expect to get punched.

This time of year sucks for Deadspin...