This happened to me Thursday morning. I was at work having a perfectly normal day until the 10am express arrived from crazy town.

Somebody else posted this last week but it was just so damn adorable I could feel the hideous tinge of warmth licking at the icy boundaries of my heart. Enjoy.

I suspect you are my ex-wife.

I know the later ones are despised by many, but I like all the Daniel Craig Bond movies. Even in a pure spectacle action movie, it makes a huge difference to have such good actors in all the roles- Bond, the villains, the heroines, Moneypenny, M, Q, everyone. Even the costumers and set designers are bringing their…

Totally! Skincare is a big part of self-care for me. Although I just hit VIB Rouge, so clearly I just have an issue with buying stuff. Hence the title of my blog:  https://ibuycrapsoyoudonthaveto.wordpress.com/

I picked up some BOGO holiday Lush shower gels and tinted lip balms! I’m going to try to pick up a foot peel mask tomorrow. And my first mani for the year is already selected, although I won’t do my nails until Sunday or Monday: Zoya Blu. There’s just something about January that always makes me break out my pale blue…

BEAUTY THREAD:

What’s everyone’s last holiday weekend plans? I generally don’t “do” New Year’s Eve in the traditional big party sense but I’m super excited about this weekend. I rented a giant ass dumpster and I am cleansing the crap out of my house. Stuff that can be donated will be, but a lot of crap is just crap. I’m also super…

Is anyone else still playing Pokémon Go? My 19 year old son, who lives with his dad, is still playing, so I have been playing with him and we have a competition of sorts going on. This evening, they started the big holiday event and I am currently sitting in a bar, alone, because there are 2 pokestops right here and I…

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

My worst nightmare is being the sort of women whose bloated husband visits one of these places on the reg. And not even being allowed to get annoyed when he wastes hundreds of dollars tipping some 18-yr old he clearly wants to bone. Just supposed to pretend like nothing bothers me. La la la guess I’ll take all this…

What am I missing?

No, it’s not reasonable to ask women to wear tiny dresses and dance around a rapist who specifically targets women who look like they do.

It will be the classiest inauguration America has ever had. Nothing Trump does could be considered crass because he’s the most humble person who has ever run for president. Just ask him.

Wowsers, good for you and good luck! Mr and I are not quite there yet, but soon hopefully.

My dog is gonna get wild tomorrow.

Ace Frehley got a drum set for Christmas

Now is a good time: September/October/November birthdays are the highest achieving across a whole slew of statistics, because they can be up to a year older than their cohort (if you’re in the Northern hemisphere).

Well, it’s already Christmas morning here. I gave my cat her present and as you can see, she loved it!