He's a white male who doesn't used jezebel approved language isn't he? TO THE GALLOWS.

No he's in a different category altogether because of the physical abuse. People don't need to be told to hate Chris Brown, it comes organically to anyone who isn't blinded by being a fan.

It seems that basically any man that dares to be unapologetic about their sexual thoughts and gives tongue-in-cheek answers regarding anything related to sex or gender interaction is officially on the 'hit list'.

I hate to burst your bubble, but preschool aged girls like to play with supermarket shit. They're just aiming at the audience. I was once one of those little girls pushing a toy shopping cart around the living room and it didn't turn me into some domestic slave, I hate food shopping now. I think people need to…

Suggestion: don't have a fit in court, and "bailiff" trumps "mama bear" every time.

I'm on the can't stand her side of the line (I find her gauche, pretentious and insufferably naff), but I agree that this is a total non-story (if this is indeed what the VF article is about). This is between her and her husband.

GOOP loves the attention, even negative attention. Besides, isn't it cool that a "hot" billionaire would bang a "mature/aging" goopy- she's SO IRRESISTIBLE that he had to have her- wow!! Plus, goopy can play the victim and get a magazine cover- instant buzz- voila! I think it is far more scandalous that she cut off…

In other news, Gwyneth took time out of being the worst to devote her life to terribleness.

The grossest part of this to me is the thought of throwing caution completely to the wind and swallowing a random person's sperm/allowing a random person to get their saliva all over your genitals. Did they never get the STD talk or what?!

Yes! Thank you for reporting on this joke open letter! It's so affable and charming how he has decided to gently chide Miley on something that clearly does not matter, as opposed to everyone else's usual method of, you know, saying Miley is the worst fucking thing to ever happen, anywhere, ever.

I wonder what…

No. It's pretty obvious.
But Jezebel has taken a hard-line stance against Miley Cyrus, and every thing they report on her is skewed against her.
They've lambasted black artists for supporting Miley (as though they're just 'slaves to the industry') and purposefully misinterpreted a positive tweet Jay-Z wrote about her.
The…

Are you guys really this stupid?
Sufjan is NOT actually making fun of her grammar.
He is making fun of the open letters and hypercriticism that's been directed at Miley.
He is making fun OF YOU, Jezebel.

"gender differences" ≠ sexism

So when women make more than men, there are logical explanations.

Let alone what this has to do in any capacity with feminism, which is supposedly what jezebel is about. The line between jezebel and a women's supermarket magazine is dwindling rapidly.

Goodness. Everyone knows that straight teenagers have the most unstable relationships because once the boy sees his girlfriend's boobs, that's it. He loses all respect for her as a person who is capable of anything other than Teh Sexz. EVERY. SINGLE. RELATIONSHIP. And it's definitely NOT the parents' fault for not…

These are some of the stupidest arguments I have ever heard, all dressed up in academic language. I hate it when bitter people tear down people for their achievements and then try to explain it away with bullshit reasoning so obscure and contradictory that no one can understand it. She is an amazing young woman and…

>>I think that people more and more understand how trite and really offensive it is to constantly be lauding the bravery of victims in general. (Because it reifies the "good" victim and prescribes better versus worse modes of victimhood.)

"I'm talking about bravery in children in wartime. There's no such thing."

Now you are saying she's capable of bravery. What the fuck is your point? Are you mad that they are giving a 16 year old an award? Is that what you are saving your outrage for? First it is because other women do more worthwhile things. Then it is some concern trolling about her potential for being exploited. I worked…