Possibly. I guess I'm gauging by my husband's feet which, compared to those in the photo, are straight outta the Bronze Age.... or something.

Isn't that ... basically the only reason to do things in bed? Because you really enjoy it, and/or your partner really enjoys it?

lol, okay, evolutionary psych. Tell that to this guy who wasn't at all into having babies with me but liked to do it because he said my vagina was awesome. (Best compliment I've got!)

MAYBE Oprah is performing in whiteface and this is revenge against the southern people!

Ha, nope, long time reader!

Bitter, eliminated contestant gossip, at that!

Completely honest response? Support any organization (zoo, conservation fund, wildlife park) which has breeding and/or re-integration programs (pretty easy!). Also whatever we can do as fellow humans to find a way to make people who share the same land as these animals have a lifestyle secure enough to make poaching…

Are those girls falling for it, or are they out to pull and just don't need to put the work in? If they're determined to go home with someone then it's irrelevant what method the guy uses - maybe she's just humouring him, she was dtf anyway? I don't know, I hate people and don't do clubs since I became a crowd…

I keep thinking of Hank from King of the Hill and "pro-pain" and "pro-pain" accessories

exactly. guys can get raped just as easily. so get off it, jezzies, rape isn't exclusive to women. in fact, i never see any concern here when men do get raped. such selective moralistic outrage.

Feminists have daddy issues? color me surprised

But Mary, this was quite possibly the "nicest" article about Dad's on F'ing Father's Day? Just see where I'm coming from, I didn't say it was negative I lamented over the fact that it was just another video filled with "Goofy TV Dads." This was the best our fathers got from Jezebel.

Not trolling here at all coz I'm an avid reader of Jezebel but I gotta ask, why is the only truly positive posting about Fathers thus far been by a man (Mike Adamick's :Open letter to my Daughter)? Why has every article or posting by the women of Jezebel been snarky, negative, and in no way a true celebration of…

Eh.

Could also be a helpful app for people to learn how to please their female partner.

Seriously? 46% of women masturbate less than once a month? I cannot imagine masturbating less than twice a day (I would be climbing the walls!). Anyhow, I guess if an App helps women achieve some sexual satisfaction, all the power to it. Personally I hardly need a reminder, nor instructions.

visions of Winnie the Pooh pawing frantically at the honeypot stuck on his head.

OH NO OH NO OH NO!!!!! And we men are totally offended by this... NOOOOO, not really.

He's a spineless, lying creep.

Um, a lot of women start menopause in their 40's, many of them are not grandmas.