I’ve also never understood why this was needed - it’s not like you actually need to be connected to a wifi network.

McCormick makes a bourbon pork tenderloin spice mix that is insanely good. Rub the tenderloin with the spices, toss some veggies in olive oil and the spice mix, put the whole mess on a sheet pan and you’re done. Comes out great and tastes like it took way more time and effort. We probably have that pork tenderloin…

This father is a very lucky person

Old ladies KNOW stuff. I used to laugh at the things my grandma would tell me, but, as I get older, I see that she knew more about life and the world (even weather forecasting tips) then I even began to give her credit for (not even including her biscuit recipe which is closely held family secret).

I was ruthless. I took some scissors and snipped off the tip of the pacifier nipple. After a couple of days, I snipped off a little more, and then a little more, etc. After each reduction, my daughter would take it out of her mouth, look at it, then pop it back in, but when we got down to a really low point, she just…

The only time I have seen that sentence used before is in a story about a carjacking.

“at one point, the woman jumped into his vehicle and tried to take control of the steering wheel”.

I’m surprised no one has suggested driving in phallic shaped routes. 

At one point, he even admitted to being afraid to leave the vehicle.

Speaking of blue light: for the life of me, I cannot figure out why alarm clocks illuminate in any color other than red or orange.

For most of my adult life I’ve woken up incredibly early and then struggled to get back to sleep. And for many people who are similar, I noticed we had the same experience where we’d get sleepy and potentially fall asleep once we’d basically given up on the hope of falling back asleep.

It baffles me that I keep encountering the idea that this woman is somehow the underdog or even a hero after this moment of colossal and self-inflicted fuckery.

Does Brown have a legal case? I’m going to guess probably not, sadly.

If you really have to be told not to put an industrial strength adhesive in your hair you shouldn’t be left alone with a glass of water.

After soaking her head in acetone to remove the glue, there is effectively zero chance that the hair that is left is worth keeping.

From her tiktok that she made (which I think is also on her IG) she said she ran out of hair spray (a very sticky one from Got toB which is called “Glued Freezing Spray”, but hair spray nonetheless) so she decided to try the Gorilla Glue spray adhesive.

Gorilla Glue doesn’t specifically warn against hair usage.

I think a lot of that would be up to the artist being sampled. I also think a huge factor in this case is that Minaj asked to use the sample and was denied. At that point, it’s on Minaj to change the song.

Well, that’s a really good point. I haven’t read the history of this but the thing that might make a difference is how it leaked, as a lot of “leaks” are intentional and meant to get something otherwise unreleasable to the public.

UHMPE Ropes are so cool! I used to sell them, and they are fascinating. They are “as strong as steel at a fraction of the weight” but they also have other awesome features. They do not “snap” like wire rope or traditional synthetic rope, when they reach a failure point energy is transmitted along the entire length…