If the auto industry only produced what people needed, there’d be less than a dozen models of vehicles to choose from.

Die in a fire. Go Cats.

No means no.

My time up in Montana for school (California kid) made me realize that if you're just driving on roads, most cars are fine with all-seasons if you don't drive like a jackass.

It seems like you exaggerate a bit much. I was able to safely drive a panamera GTS with wider summer tires on 4" of snow over gentle slopes with no problem.

But a WRX with Blizzaks is even better.

Here’s how an Amazon reviewer described it:

Here’s how an Amazon reviewer described it:

Dude. Manziel is a raging alcoholic. The bar fighting, drinking and driving kind of alcoholic. It’s like a coin flip whether he’s in the NFL or prison in five years. RG3 is just a giant douche.

Of course he is.

Texans. Cowboys are waiting on Manziel.

Well only one of the hits was an actual tackle. The second one nobody had the ball.

Ducks eat for free at Subway!

Oh, Mitch. I miss him and his unique sense of humor. It’s too bad it was an addiction that killed him!

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

I saw a wine-o eating grapes, I was like, “Dude, you have to wait”

+ the escalator is broken, sorry for the convenience.

I’m really against picketing, but I don’t have a good way to show it - M. Hedberg

Hard to believe he’s been gone 10 years.

Boy, I sure do miss Mitch Hedberg

“Alcoholism is a disease. But it’s the only one you can get yelled at for having. Dammit Otto, you are an alcoholic! Dammit Otto, you have Lupus! One of those two doesn’t sound right.”