Speaking of which, I was in a Toys R Us for the first time in forever recently, and it fucking sucked. In my memory, that place has nothing but Transformers, GI Joe, and role playing game stuff in it.

Dude, I was wondering about this! I remember vaguely going pretty often in the 80s — on non-birthdays, I think! — and loving it, but my childhood has been erased by too much drinking or something, so I thought maybe it was just nostalgia....

Oh my word.

I've only ever had two bad experiences with D&B employees - one where I wanted to get 5 iPod Videos right when they came in, and was quoted a false policy that they were 1 per customer; a call to corporate set that straight very quickly.

It was awesome because we were children, not because it was awesome. No way was the pizza ever any good though.

My friends from the early 80s, now talking about taking our kids there: "Does the climbing wall still smell like piss at the one in Concord???" It's always sucked.

My wife works at a Texas charter school, and worked previously at a Harmony Charter School, which is one name of the group of schools owned by the exiled Turkish Imam mentioned. I believe they went under the name of the Cosmos Foundation, but have since changed it due to their various problems.

I'm kind of eager to try out Affinity Photo: https://affinity.serif.com/en-gb/photo/

This isn't new, but I've been using Pixelmator instead of Gimp, which is just so much nicer and less frustrating to use.

Update: Having another incomprehensibly small, entirely dependent person was totally alien for about two days. And then it wasn't.

Actually the opposite. I made a Mr. Belding joke, then saw someone else had first. Kinja does not let you delete a comment. Was mine better? We may never know.

The problem was, nobody knew jack shit about Motekiai Langi. No grainy highlight reel, no photos of him in a football uniform, no profile on a recruiting website. Nothing.

Screech was suspended for violating Bayside's strict Zero-Tolerance policy regarding knives on school grounds.

To be fair, the only people who are bigger assholes than sports commissioners are TV/Media execs...so NBC (even if they are the partners for my favorite sports) can just fuck right off.

Looks like he's out cold. Did she even think to put him through concussion protocol?

Maybe that was just his way of giving a shout out to Richard Sherman's wife.

Later, his coaching staff got in the act by laying an egg of their own.

In no order: Super Smash Bros., Mario Kart 64, any NHL on 360. All perfect games to play against other people.

Ocarina of Time, Goldeneye, and Knights of the Old Republic.