Anybody else shocked that this wasn’t a post by Drew?

The opening kickoff is decided by a coin toss, so why the big fuss about OT being decided by a coin toss. It isn’t like a coin toss comes outta nowhere for OT.

“I got my own apartment 3 days later.”

Drew, have you never watched porn? There’s no kissing in porn. Peter North never kissed anybody. he just left them with a face full of goo.

Brent drives to each game he works bringing along his wife and their cat. He’s probably more worried about finding the remaining Howard Johnson’s along his route than getting a prime time network game at this point.

Yeah, but what happens in the rain? That NERF ball become a 5000lb waterlogged piece of nasty. Your pass game would be ended.

Why does the center even need to snap the ball? can’t he just fall on the ball in the victory formation?

Thanks for the link to the data!

Thanks for sharing that data. Super interesting.

Does Drew ever hang his pageviews over your head?

Who on the staff would be the best NFL Offensive co-ordinator?

When was the last time you actually bought porn?

Who on the Deadspin staff would win in a go-kart race?

Then how do NFL defenses get so good if they are pulling from college players who play against college style offenses in college? Couldn’t a “good” NFL coach figure out how to make a college offense actually work in the NFL.

If all the QBs coming out are used to playing a college style offense, then why don’t NFL coaches play an upgraded version of a college style offense?

Forget the oval office. How many people have jerked it/had sex in an AirBnB rental? I’d say 98% of all rentals.

If an omelette has 3 eggs, it is still 1 omelette, not 3.

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There is NOTHING scarier than being in a bathroom that is not yours and the toiler starts to overflow.