Did you say “yabba dabba do”?

My mascot story. I got to dress up as a mascot during an NHL game about 10 years ago to take part in mascot hockey. There were about 9 of us and then the actual NHL mascot. I managed to be one of the non-lame mascots. Some poor bastard had to dress up as the Hardee’s star. Anyway, the NHL mascot couldn’t have been any…

How accessible is the combat to somebody who mainly plays sports games?

He’ll go to Netflix and produce 30for30-type shows for them.

Nice report by Florio:

If the NFL cared they’d have actually had somebody who probably couldn’t handle the 10pm to 4am shift at the Medford Dunkin’ Donuts handling the balls. I can’t imagine the redneck inbreds that put the balls in the microwave for Cam in Carolina. They probably just put ‘em in the deep fryer as they couldn’t figure out…

Well, I guess we now have proof that high school football coaches should stick to teaching history classes and not science classes.

“We do not believe that the evidence establishes that any other Patriots personnel participated in or had knowledge of the violation of the Playing Rules or the deliberate effort to circumvent the rules described in this Report. In particular, we do not believe there was any wrongdoing or knowledge of wrongdoing by…

The Magic hired him and he lasted 9 hours before he changed his mind and went back to UF.

Mrazek over committed to the shot he thought would come from his right leaving him vulnerable to a quick pass to a wide open skater on his left, which is what happened.

Why can’t the umps call a dead ball on these plays? Just make the runners advance and the hitter safe? Then the EMT can attend to the player without the play needing to end.

No.

Yeah. I wish. The sadness and kids just being pushed through the school system I was in led me to get out of teaching.

When I taught school years ago there was a girl in another classroom that came over from Liberia and she’d eat pretty much anything. Pencils, notebook paper, etc. She was in one of the refugee camps and had been eating tree bark to survive for months. They’d have to send a person into the bathroom with her to keep her…

Is that the accepted photo filter for an ambulance shot? I thought Valencia was the norm.

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He delivered the Dead Milkmen their newspapers.

This is exactly how I imagined a "fight" between these two guys.

He knew he was next.

Best/Worst thing I ever did on a hockey team road trip when I was in High School was to stick a cheese doodle up a kid's nose while he was asleep. He woke up about 3 hours later with it still up there.