Gronk can read?

Same guy probably cuts the sleeves of Bill's hoodies.

Pubes? Gronk hangs around with porn skanks. He's probably got less pubic hair than most of the porn skanks he's plowing.

So this is like Lifehacker for the Half-Assed?

Maybe they were the very pants he was trying to return.

He shit his pants and needed clean underwear and something to cover the smell is my guess. But then again, I've read nearly every Funbag.

Hell, Mrs. Drew hasn't filed already so I doubt this would put her over the edge.

Do you need to purge before you drink that beer?

It will all come back to you.

Amen.

There is no such thing as using too many wipes. Good luck getting just one out of the plastic tub. I end up pulling out a phone sized stack and don't care; I just go with it. The kid is there with crap all over their ass and starting to squirm, you just have to get as much off of them as quick as possible before they…

It'd be much cheaper that way. You don't wanna linger in those joints.

A video booth in an adult book store, or video store, that allows you to cycle through around 100 porn videos at once.

Thanks. I really enjoyed Postmortal & The Rover. (all yr other shit too, but the Postmortal is on my top 20 all-time reads)

Why has nobody started ratemytaint.net yet?

My wife disagreed with my assessment that it is far worse for a girl to have BO, than a guy to have BO. Thoughts?

When is Drew's next fiction novel coming out?

Best sports site aside from deadspin?

Rank national sports radio talk show hosts by talent level.

Who on staff is least likely to have beat off in a adult video arcade nudie booth?