But Golf Ball in the Groin has a golf ball in the groin....

What if the second member to join in was....Martin.

Yeah yeah... if they are going to suck at QB, the least they could do is have one that sucks in an entertaining fashion.

The least they could do was give us Tebow.

How about the time that Mike, Richie and the boys form a band to raise money, but Potsie loses it all in a poker game and Mr. Cunningham has to win it back.

Seems like all site do nowadays is regurgitate high karma Reddit links...

"Brawl"

Maybe it was part of a Scared Straight program. He was looking for John Daly passed out in the bushes.

Why did you choose Texas? What other schools recruited you?

F that ref, he should have just let the players jump in between Emery and Holtby. And F the Caps players for not jumping in. When your goalie is getting pounded like that, you take the 3rd man in penalty and save him.

Where is the video of him with the women's gymnastics team?

How about they only call LEGIT hits on the kicker as penalties. Those BS, barely touching the guy ones keep teams from rushing over fear of a penalty.

Best part of some weddings is the cake that they give you to take with you. During dinner, you are watching the bar to open back up (yes, some weddings shut down the bar during dinner. Not mine. We had it open DURING THE CEREMONY) and you are like "fuck cake, I want another freaking beer" but come 4 hours later and…

He's just doing an interpretive dance called "man, why the hell was everyone so high on Tavon Austin before the draft?".

Who will wear a Free Pouncey hat?

Kick in the ass? Sure you don't mean "shot in the ass"?

Pete Rose begs to differ.

With a late start time, you lose 90% of the East Coast and the West Coast would rather watch a crappy Thursday night football game than baseball. As for the middle of the USA...they are too busy making backyard meth. (or at least that is what TV has taught me).

Anybody would be better than Brady Quinn.