People see him all the time and they just cant remember how to act

"Pharaoh Bender! He once more walks among the living!"
"How we doing?"

Same here, I've always thought their last conversation would go like:
"You forgot……. Penguins prey on FISH! followed by Oswald killing her.
I swear they only gave her that stupid name to use as a pun like this - every time the characters say her name I cringe

*Hack* *Cough*
I haven't even lit it yet!
Sorry, is it lit now?
Yes
*Hack* *Cough*

Don't listen! He's the father of all lies! And the Uncle of all tricks!

Don't forget "It's food or shelter, not both!"

Same here!

Kif: Don't worry Mr & Mrs Wong, I'll get Amy back or die trying!
Leo Wong: Hey we can't lose!

You, minion, lift up my arm. [A stage hand points his arm forwards.] After him!

Hey, Brain-y! Think fast!
I always think fast.

Farnsworth just ignoring Fry is one of the funniest bits of animation in the show

Here's the grapes and here's the wrath *SMASH*

A gold doubloon to the man who first spies the white whale.
Big whale over there.
Arr! I saw it first!

Mumbo? Perhaps. Jumbo? Perhaps not! With all your modern science are you any closer to understanding the mystery of how a robot walks or talks?

Bender was a truly special….
Louder and Sadder!
BENDER WAS A TRULY SPECIAL….
NEXT!

The fake funeral is great - Benders reaction to "Danny Boy" is hilarious!

The pigeon screeching in the megaphone always cracks me up

As is Troy walking away from the museum director before he has a chance to speak.

*Canned Laughter*

The Chief! Ooh, I suppose I'd best to run. Lord have mercy, how I wish I weren't so fat.