If it’s a woman playing the game, then it counts as a loot box.

Chill man. You only use the joycons separately if you’re on the go playing multiplayer. Since the screen is tiny anyway this doesn’t happen that often and as a 30 year old that is 6 feet tall (pretty average) they work just fine with the strap that includes bigger L/R buttons for shorter not too serious multiplayer…

Well shoo-wee they get paid millions of dollars and can’t even stand for the got damn National Anthem what make you think those thugs wanna show up when it’s a pinch nippy outside??

I thought I was safe from hearing about this lifting madness until the Cool Girls decided that they now Lift too. All of a sudden before and after pictures of random obnoxious acquaintances cropping up on facebook: “I was 115 lbs before (wearing ill-fitting string bikini and slouching) and sooooooooo fat. Now I’m 132…

Middle class people own cars and houses. Get over it. That doesn’t make us the super wealthy in the US. Maybe in the Sudan, but not here.

I own a house, garage and 4 cars...Like I said...baller.

If you make sixty thousand dollars a year, you’re rich.

Good to know pretty much everyone in the country with a BoS or technical degree is or will one day be considered rich and should be a victim of theft.

Moral of the story is rich people pay their help enough that even the maids can afford a Mercedes. Thanks Rich People.

I’m sorry, but that money was 100% used to build a secret fuck dungeon for Reid and Bigelow and there is no chance those alloys actually exist.

There’s a lot of metal stuff in Lithuania. It was the last nation in Europe to adopt Abrahamic religion, and the veneer of Christianity over the pagan substrate sometimes is very thin. Down by the Baltic shore, over by the border with the Russian exclave of Kaliningrad (formerly Königsberg), there’s a huge sculpture…

The biggest problem is, if you’re old enough to vote, Moore isn’t interested in you.

Fuck Roy Moore.

He moved from OKC to a location closer to Russell Wilson who radiates Brandbot Particles™. I like Russell Wilson and Kevin Durant the players, but the weird Stepford Wives self-branding thing they have going is off-putting.   

Ditto. For me it was the penalties/rule enforcements. Not the ones related to safety, I am 100% behind those, but when it takes 10 minutes to say a catch wasn’t a catch or TD doesn’t count because “Rule Section AAAA subsection 8 clause 17 wasn’t fully completed before Rule Section BCEF subsection 127...” I just don’t…

[Most players last night]: ...huh?

This isn’t Jezebel, there’s no points for value signalling here.

And every person who flies that flag would get pissed about a gay pride version of the American flag or NFL players kneeling during the anthem. I have always focused on the hypocrisy so your point is not one I had really explored before but you’re right, police here have, in many cases, become their own force and they…

Beltway barbie, I got the answer right here:

Yeah, if only people that didn’t share your views would just shut the fuck up and do what you want.