I’m sorry, but that money was 100% used to build a secret fuck dungeon for Reid and Bigelow and there is no chance those alloys actually exist.

There’s a lot of metal stuff in Lithuania. It was the last nation in Europe to adopt Abrahamic religion, and the veneer of Christianity over the pagan substrate sometimes is very thin. Down by the Baltic shore, over by the border with the Russian exclave of Kaliningrad (formerly Königsberg), there’s a huge sculpture…

The biggest problem is, if you’re old enough to vote, Moore isn’t interested in you.

Fuck Roy Moore.

He moved from OKC to a location closer to Russell Wilson who radiates Brandbot Particles™. I like Russell Wilson and Kevin Durant the players, but the weird Stepford Wives self-branding thing they have going is off-putting.   

Ditto. For me it was the penalties/rule enforcements. Not the ones related to safety, I am 100% behind those, but when it takes 10 minutes to say a catch wasn’t a catch or TD doesn’t count because “Rule Section AAAA subsection 8 clause 17 wasn’t fully completed before Rule Section BCEF subsection 127...” I just don’t…

[Most players last night]: ...huh?

This isn’t Jezebel, there’s no points for value signalling here.

And every person who flies that flag would get pissed about a gay pride version of the American flag or NFL players kneeling during the anthem. I have always focused on the hypocrisy so your point is not one I had really explored before but you’re right, police here have, in many cases, become their own force and they…

So...you didn’t get the joke. Cool.

I guess it’s better than sticking a cigar up there....speaking of Presidents of ‘course

The incident reportedly began when Winston indicated that he felt the victim was acting crabby.

I always get misty eyes when Michael goes to Pam’s art show. Michael is so awful but in that moment, your heart breaks. “There’s my car! Wow, that’s our building!”

Don’t try to apply reason. My advice if you’re in America, do not talk race.

Not all white people are privileged, nor are all black people at a disadvantage. Ambition and upbringing are the real factors. Be confident and work hard and you will do well, be treated well in life. If Tyler Perry, as a black man living out of his car, can do it, anyone black or white or purple or green can. Im…

I gotta say, this was a nice little fight. The only guy that jumps in who wasn’t initially involved (green shirt holding cup) gets popped and put in his place. The only guy throwing a running cheap shot (orange shirt, long hair) gets sent to Jesus, and it would appear everyone else received an equal amount of blows…

“if we evolved from monkeys, why are there monkeys?”

Okay, some further editorial.

Loot crates have always been a moral issue that the industry (publishers, devs, journalists, influencers, and whoever else) has mostly ignore or dismissed and that’s incredibly screwed up. Even cosmetic focused crates, which don’t affect gameplay, use specific audio/visual cues and…

Yeah, if only people that didn’t share your views would just shut the fuck up and do what you want.

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.