Preseason baseball is some really boring shit.

Every time an underdog challenges Duke, I face a dilemma: I want Duke to lose so very much, but of course I have them making it to the second weekend in my bracket.

I’m pretty excited about this move for the Pats, although rumors now abound that Amendola’s on his way out to free up more cap space.

This is what I did. I started off alternating jogging and walking every quarter mile. Then I gradually ramped up to jogging a half mile and walking a quarter mile. The day I was able to do a full mile without stopping was awesome! Such a victory. That was about 2 years ago. I suffered from plantar fasciitis for a…

I’m 54, been a consistent runner since my mid 30's, haven’t been below 1200 miles in 15 years and you shouldn’t speak on subject you know nothing about. That amount of activity isn’t an oddity either and there are a lot of people who have been running more over a longer period of time.

At least he was once young and in shape, Ley. You’re young....and not in shape. Physically, you have never had a prime.

Michael Jordan would have thrown down a dunk, called Drake a punk ass bitch and then slept with Drake’s mom after the game was over.

For me, it’s still more appealing to the eye. The numbers don’t lie, and things are slowing down, but the game just looks better in OT at 3 on 3.

ESPN tells me it’s the Magic.

Steph scored 51 points, 27 in a quarter and banked in a fucking half-courter, and you’re talking about the Rockets? You really do hate the Warriors. You sure the 76ers didn’t do something interesting last night? I’m eagerly awaiting that post.

I believe the word you’re looking for is “soirée”

In college, I could try to do that, and no matter what, it would mean something, but everyone just wanted something from me. Give me that, Jameis, gimme, gimme, gimme.

That happens when you use the ridiculously terrible official Keurig refillable pod, as I quickly learned. Don’t even bother trying fine ground coffee in it... It clogs instantly and starts overflowing from the sides, filling your cup with grinds and muddy water. There are plenty of 3rd party refillable pods on Amazon…

Mike Judge is a prophet. Idiocracy is exactly where we are headed, although not entirely because of genetics. Because our leaders and liberal school of thought and public school and the mass production of hordes of stupid sheep instead of thinking students of the past fifty years. Our population is already dumbed down…