Plus Cassandra would have also stopped this from purely being Pasty White Hero Simulator 2022.

We’ve had ps5’s a total of once over a four day period. 20 total back in November of 2012

You have a higher chance of going to Hawaii and getting attacked by Ezra Miller than you do getting attacked by a shark.

I was mostly making a joke. I doubt there are many who truly believe it’s incomplete.

The usual arguments are:

While the stars might align, Tesla body panels never will.

The more Lucky Dice you find in an area doesnt make the loot rarer from other Lucky Dice in the area.

No, it’s always cumbersome. Again, even if I were connecting with random people why can’t you just walk into a side area? Why have all the segments? It’s stupid to have to disconnect, walk a few feet past a mist wall, and then reconnect. Utterly pointless.

I never said it wasn’t intentional. It’s just pointlessly cumbersome. If you don’t want people playing co-op then just don’t add it in. But they did and it’s janky.  So I’m giving my opinion on it.

Wah!  Someone else doesn’t agree with me!  Oh, no!

Co-op doesn’t need to be cryptic. It’s just janky for no reason. Here is how a typical night goes:

I feel much the same way about Elden Ring’s byzantine and hamstrung co-op.

The fact that they recycled assets from Final Fantasy XIV and some how made the armor look worse tells you everything you need to know

But we’ve already made Oryx and Xol into guns.  That’s where the meme came from.

Now, in the new Witch Queen expansion, Bungie leans into the jokes and lets folks literally turn one of the franchise’s most important enemies into a wickedly powerful grenade launcher.

Thats actually the third time, I believe. The touch of Malice was made from the spirit of Orix and the Whisper of the Worm contains a worm god we killed at the end of one of the campaigns.

Hey now, I won’t just stand by and have you slander excrement by associating it with this fucknuckle. 

Monster Hunter is probably one of the worst examples you could have used. considering armor does tend to be different between genders, and it’s almost always skimpier on women.

You glossed over the majority of what Jidion was doing.

I think I may actually be done with Kotaku, and gamers in general, now.