I spent my entire life hiding my freckles. I'm glad now to hear I'm suddenly cute.

An all white jury eh?

Not so fast. There’s also no Adrian. This science is inconclusive, we’ll need more evidence.

Monty Python was right, Camelot is a silly place.

This all sounds very Scientologisty! What with the acronyms and the punishment for behaving in a way deemed “subversive.”

“slaughters millions of turkey’s”

Hug toll is the creepiest thing I’ve ever heard. It’s just like that guy in high school who’d always be like “what? I don’t get a hug?”

I’ll admit it. I cried at the first trailer and I got weepy during this first ep. I’m an old woman of 51 and I think this is exactly what we need, right now.

I’m a guy, and this horrifies me more than I can express.

You know why female praying mantises eat their mates after they copulate? Because they know that assholes like this exist.

I feel like a monster but I LOST IT laughing after the flush when she let out a blood-curdling scream.

DISHONOR!