That’s not digital. Are you trying to get him killed?

I hear it more a la Sgt. Schultz...

your healthcare costs in the event of an accident with avoidable injuries are paid by everyone in the way of higher insurance premiums. unless you die straight away, then i guess we all win?

I don’t want to clean up your brains off of my car.

Neutral: Front license plates.

that’s the marmot heisman!

*giggles*

RIP Splinter

I for one am amazed this post was allowed 

In January, my dad will be one year into his cancer diagnosis. He recently had a stem cell transplant, and for roughly 100 days afterward (depending on biomarkers), he can’t be around the grandkids, and this has been the hardest part on everyone. My mom has told me has cried about not seeing them, and I know for sure…

That’s a nice Ford Contour. 

I am going to blame the ground crew for not getting the tire pressure correct with a digital gauge on the left main gear causing it to skid.

I’ve seen it work when the flight attendant asked everyone who had a connection within half an hour to raise their hands, and that the people seated around them remain sitting until they’re off the plane.  Actually having individuals singled out makes it a bit tougher to be an inconsiderate prick.

Loved this article to see where all my former fav writers ended up.

the red ink pens I use to correct typos in library books.

I always use a black ink pen except for the red ink pens I use to correct typos in library books.

I have never told a living soul until one time when I got accidentally high. I told my brother. Believe you me, that was a mistake.

Well, except hitting a deer won’t make your car roll-over; you do that by swerving to avoid the deer, which is because you are a bad driver.

Every time I make food for myself, I eat it in front of a computer while looking at pictures of better food. I have a long list of favourite Instagrams. I have been doing this for years.

See, if they had the splitter guards on it would have protected the front end.