RIP Splinter

I for one am amazed this post was allowed 

In January, my dad will be one year into his cancer diagnosis. He recently had a stem cell transplant, and for roughly 100 days afterward (depending on biomarkers), he can’t be around the grandkids, and this has been the hardest part on everyone. My mom has told me has cried about not seeing them, and I know for sure…

That’s a nice Ford Contour. 

I am going to blame the ground crew for not getting the tire pressure correct with a digital gauge on the left main gear causing it to skid.

I’ve seen it work when the flight attendant asked everyone who had a connection within half an hour to raise their hands, and that the people seated around them remain sitting until they’re off the plane.  Actually having individuals singled out makes it a bit tougher to be an inconsiderate prick.

Loved this article to see where all my former fav writers ended up.

the red ink pens I use to correct typos in library books.

I always use a black ink pen except for the red ink pens I use to correct typos in library books.

I have never told a living soul until one time when I got accidentally high. I told my brother. Believe you me, that was a mistake.

Every time I make food for myself, I eat it in front of a computer while looking at pictures of better food. I have a long list of favourite Instagrams. I have been doing this for years.

See, if they had the splitter guards on it would have protected the front end.

I don’t think the driver of the Subaru ever saw the Italian Job. And I’m damn sure she didn’t see the trailer.

WHY DIDN’T YOU TURN?!!

I she didn’t do this, she would have just gotten stuck on a rock somewhere.

extremely good Kinja

extremely good Kinja

Yep.
I worked at a department store when Furby came out and...

I’m sorry, I thought I was ready to talk about this. 

Nonsense. Melania knows how to raise children. After all, the greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she may not harm, nor allow by inaction to come to harm, a human being. The second-greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she must obey all orders given to her by a human being, unless such orders would…

Just a reminder that the most popular people in Boston, Tom “I Like My Balls Soft” Brady and Bobby “Two Tugs” Kraft, are both big buds with Donald Trump.

Time to yank out the jacket Mel for a response?