Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

Well that escalated, deescalated, escalated and deescalated quickly...

I think “pulling off the ol’ double moochy” is what got him into trouble in the first place.

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

This is a bad take. Frustration, alongside normalization, is a main part of their game plan.

Rudy: “Of course we asked for the Ukraine’s help but only to uncover the foreign influence that was used by the Clinton campaign! And we’ll keep on looking for something, anything, and insinuating that there was foreign interference to distract from the Trump campaign’s own guilt in accepting Russian assistance that…

You really should have stopped after “The attacks are gross”.

Let me get my camera...

OK, this story is what I’ve wanted to talk about all morning, but I can’t stop laughing at THIS answer to Trump’s question of whether anybody would believe that he blurts out sensitive information. I’m dying. I’ll come back later with my corkboards-and-string to freak freely over the IC IG mess more coherently, but…

The map really needs the legend attached with it. For those too lazy to click through: blue is more savings.

Can confirm that the headlights rock. I was pleasantly surprised because I loved my old HIDs but the model 3 LEDs are way better.

“I’m here for you darling”  Melania Trump

The fact he has to carry cash says a lot about his financial status. Those credit cards are apparently worthless and he can’t cash a check anymore since they put his photo up on the wall at the bodega.

Occasions that Trump has tipped a caddy, ranked:

I’m most disturbed by the name “Stalker Elementary School” 

We also would’ve accepted “fought self in mirror” for the deep cut

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.